so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
