if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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