Kiss
Puke
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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