okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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