she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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