South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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