you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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