This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
God, I missed his penis.
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