my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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