I am spending my child support on dildos
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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