ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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