I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
