Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
you never un-have a 4some
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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