she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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