my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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