Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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