Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
