talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize