Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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