I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I will be naked everywhere
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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