no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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