Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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