What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
not ubering you a puppy
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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