The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
