And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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