; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
