He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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