I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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