so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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