Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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