man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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