Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
it hurts more in the daytime
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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