i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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