i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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