dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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