And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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