Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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