okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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