Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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