i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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