I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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