i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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