is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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