Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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