white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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