So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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