dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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