the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It all started with a game of naked twister.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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