Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
