her vagine was all disorganized.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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