So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
