the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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