Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It's just like the Real World with babies
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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