i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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