I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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