I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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