He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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